The creepiest is when you get people you only met once and somehow facebooks knows you met one time at a bar on st Patrick’s day while shitty drunk and now facebooks wants you to be real friends. Wtf facebook

100%. When I was a manager, me and my co-worker were by far the fastest cashiers at our store. Our actual cashiers were terrible. They would average at least 3 seconds an item and when I left I think I was at a flat 2 seconds. Plus we wanted to get back to our actual jobs

That’s what I said. She’s an attractive girl but i don’t get what soulja boy or yachty have that’s into

I hadn’t no idea lil yachty was a thing until this weekend when him and Soulja boy (another dumb name) were fighting over India Westbrooks. Almost entertaining for a couple mins

Finally a champion for the cause speaks up

Well he’s part Mexican so a few of his childhood friends are Mexican. We went to college in a pretty white area and he works in law enforcement so it’s kind of a losing battle.

Well he is actually fun when he’s not being a dick. And I always call him out on anything shitty thing he says. We have had too many to count debates about every issue possible. If I can get him to at least realize he’s an asshole maybe he’ll change a little. I think it’s worth it if he comes to see that his…

It’s a thing with white women too. I have a friend who is a fun guy to hang around with but we disagree on most topics who has said out loud that if a girl has slept with a black guy then she’s is now tainted. Like bro what the fuck?

I believe he’s talking about glover’s mother

I’ll just ask this here: I’m not in any kind of rush to get either of the new systems but if I see a good deal I might jump. At this point though should I just wait until we’re closer to Christmas?

I’ll just ask this here: I’m not in any kind of rush to get either of the new systems but if I see a good deal I…

I had to call in a wellness check on an employee one time who didn’t show up for work. She didn’t have any family and she had died in her sleep. So they serve different purposes but the one in this story is just awful

I’m almost happy to be a Fins fan again. 3-4 may not be a good record but 2 in a row with an o-line thats finally playing decent is a good sign of things to come. If we can get to 8-8 or 9-7 I’ll take it.

I don’t think its too late but its getting to the cutoff point soon. I was crazy conservative/libertarian in my early/mid-20s and have done a complete 180 since the last presidential elections. I’m 27 now so there’s still hope for your bf. He just has to start seeing how crazy and awful his current views are.…

ah i just put my story of the exact same thing except i was older and my teacher totally called me out

I’ve told a lot of lies in my life - mostly to my parents like that I was going to all my college classes when I was actually skipping them, or that I saved the 10k I got from my car insurance for an accident when I actually spent all of it very quickly. I’ve eventually gotten caught with most of them. My favorite was…

Nothing too scary has ever happened to me but this is my absolute favorite thread every year. Last year I spent about 5-6 hours 3-4 days straight reading stories for the past few years. I absolutely hate scary movies but I will spend forever reading scary stories.

I was almost late to work this morning because I started watching this segment and didn’t want to stop in the middle. John Oliver should do informational videos for every topic. The world would be a smarter place.

i have something similar. Don’t remember whats its called but my doctor basically told me I had little bumps in my eyelids caused by wearing my contacts for too long. Made me switch to dailies or he said he wouldn’t let me wear contacts anymore. Dailies have been awesome just expensive but i never wear them for more…

Not a doctor but a nurse and not about me but just a story I was told. My friend has been a nurse for a few years now and I like gross stuff so I always ask her for weird/gross stories. She decided to tell me this one: She has a patient who has been in the hospital for a few days and now needs a catheter. No big deal,…

The only reason I try to eat 5-6 meals a day is simply because I get full very quickly so it’s hard to get all my calories in with just 3 meals as I just can’t finish that much in 3 meals. But I get hungry again in a couple hours so I can eat the same amount again