I fear my wife gaming. If she starts gaming and decides to quit her job I might have to start going back to work.

You sir, fucking got it.

What the hell is pop? Where I am from we call it Carbev, short for carbonated beverage.

I don’t get why this guy is still trying to be cool. Just be the asshole that everyone thinks you are.

I have tried Sous Vide shrimp before and I can say that is how I discovered a sensitivity to fish that isn’t cooked thoroughly. Apparently there is something on shrimp that gives me an allergic reaction but is killed when the shrimp is cooked all the way.

Super expensive but totally worth it if your child can’t get to sleep without passing gas. It was so painful and uncomfortable for our first born I wish these were around. Fortunately our second born is much more capable and does not have the same GI problems.

Awesome. This will really help me with my microwaveable meals from Trader Joe’s.

Awesome. This will really help me with my microwaveable meals from Trader Joe’s.

Crossfit is an example of things people hate because of the fans. The workouts are actually challenging and rewarding.

If you relate to Rick in any way you would not think highly of yourself. Rick is self loathing for all of the reasons people love him.

Love that they used a Boston terrier for their cartoons.

An oscillating tool is the most useless tool that I keep finding uses for. Let’s be honest every task can be performed by another tool. Reciprocating saws, sanders and routers but this tool does each task acceptably.

An oscillating tool is the most useless tool that I keep finding uses for. Let’s be honest every task can be…

Growing up I had a friend who claimed he was the creator of the Mortal Kombat games and Boon and Tobias stole the idea from him. I was naive enough to believe him. I realize now that as implausible as it was I wanted to believe him. It made me feel special to be close to someone who could make those claims. I mean…

But which of the two would you share an open mouth kiss?

Interesting company. Started by the founder and his dad when he was 16.

I have been doing this for years with double wall stainless steel water bottles. Wouldn’t that be the real life hack?

I have been doing this for years with double wall stainless steel water bottles. Wouldn’t that be the real life hack?

But it looks cool. Bright green syringe jamming into your arm.

When are they finally going to catch on and figure out a way to put cannabis in a syringe?

I am going to be a dick but this is going to help anyone considering a baby monitor. Don’t get one.

What really didn’t help was this image right here from Amazon

Is that what it is? I thought it was something else completely.