I am a horrible person and will be going to hell but I do have a question.

Yeah, but Bret Stephens has to be arrested first 

Exactly what I was thinking, especially in light of recent events...

Why do I feel like we’re not going to make it to August before someone attempts to use this on a suspect in custody.

If loving this guy is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

I want to snorgle their little bellies and coo at them while my face bleeds from the multiple puncture marks caused by their wee widdle murder-mittens.

Oddly enough, that’s the episode they pointed out as childish. Of all the episodes.

My parents once came over and walked in on me watching WWDITS, and asked repeatedly why I was watching “a show for children”.

Clem Fandango walked so Jackie Daytona could fly

*points to ears and eyes*

Simon: “I am so embarassed that you found me...”

This is how you do a vampire doll. Nadja doll from What We Do In The Shadows.

Sheesh, all that uproar and Loughlin ends up serving two months? She should have pled guilty last year like Felicity Huffman did. Just think how much extra it has cost her in attorney’s fees and career destruction. Huffman has a chance to get her career back; Loughlin, not so much.

No 49 year old gen x’er wants one either, they are just so fucking awful. Like truly awful bikes with the stigma of old lawers, dentists and guys that still wear their letterman jackets and think 17 year old female waitresses should sit on their lap at the local diner. Harleys are just gross and hopefully the whole…

There are a lot of stunningly beautiful children in the world. Many of them have stage parent who would probably let them be in any movie for free, let alone a “Twilight” movie. Why would the filmmakers not cast a real child? Too expensive to pay? Issues with child labor laws? The baby has to do something awful that…

I’m just curious what designer thought “let’s give a baby/toddler collagen lips” to signify beauty. The doll is ugly because the design aesthetic is horrible. The CGI wasn’t any better.

I am open to any interpretation of what Carol is supposed to be but she very definitely reminded me of the vampire-creature into which Jacqueline Pearce’s character would change into in the Hammer Horror film ‘The Reptile’  (Pic below)

Nick Kroll using the damn ZUNE killed me.

But just think of all the extra room to sell more vests and hats and chain wallets (and polar fleece and lighter cozies and...)!