I just saw the Hateful 9 earlier tonight. It required copious amounts of alcohol to wash down.

I can't wait to be unable to see it due to police protests (or whatever a 'surprise' entails.) Maybe I'll get cop murdered on Christmas. It's the American Dream.

Fuck yes! Thank god it's probably good!

*Scrolls the wheel off the mouse* Where the fuck are the comments!?

Bear Rape? In my theater? It's more likely than you think!

That, sadly, would have taken more work than the title deserved

No love for The Knick eh?

A.V.CLUB. YOU HAVE FAILED THIS LIST.

Doesn't he also do voice overs for video games? I hear you have to do poorly to enjoy his work.

Because they are cute, dumb people never tire of cute, dumb people are ok with spending money on things they shouldn't and futhermore

#teachthecontroversy

AYYYYYYEEEEEEAAAYYYYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH. Wah WAh Wah

Who?

Naw, he already had a role as a Fillion Villion

He's my go-to guy

You have to subscribe to the A.V. Club's executive premium platinum package. It comes with access to a full mini bar and hourly headbutts from Dikachu.

He's stuck catering the event

Aliens are a thing too! I was watching that scene with that fella from Ancient Aliens and he would not shut up about how he starred in a documentary and HOSTED THAT SHIT

Becoming white can also make you soft.

The Shield…Agents of?