That was a lot slower than I thought it was going to be. Where are those hypersonic missiles we always hear them talking about.

No offense, but I love it when someone takes the bait to get me out of the grays. It is like Kinja fishing.

You can question him about being cool and funny once he had to play it safe when taking over The Tonight Show, but you can not question him about being the coolest car guy. This guy knows his shit. Jerry Seinfeld could never rebuild his Porches from the ground up all by himself, like Leno could.

This was pretty obvious, but trust me there are scams out there that can fool anyone. I have seen bank cashier check that have fooled banks and fake titles that have fooled the DMV. Even wire transfer that are supposed to be irreversible can be reversed.

Holy Shit! Am I in the right place? Jalopnik doing an actual car review instead of a Top Gear story about the drunk old bastard Clarkson or a Found on Ebay post.

All banks are bad, but PNC is one of the worst.

Saudi nationals are to soft. They have had foreigners do their hard work every since oil became important. Their money has given them access to the best US weapons, but just like in Iraq, those weapons are useless when their operators run. Yemen rebels already have killed Saudis on Saudi land. That is why they went…

What point is that? My point was clearly there is about to be a civil war in Saudi Arabia.

Oh shit, really? Someone better tell these guys then.

You do know Iran supplies the Houthi rebels, right? And while they sent troops to fight ISIS in Syria for Bashar and Russia, they would not care if ISIS destabilizes Saudi Arabia causing trouble for the USA, Israel and getting higher oil prices in return.

I don’t know if anyone realizes this, but Saudi Arabia will be under civil war soon. ISIS from the north and Iranian backed Houthi rebels from Yemen in the South. Be prepared for high oil prices as ISIS, Iran, Russia and the USA look for their next proxy war. USA has lost Iraq, Russia has lost Syria. The Saudi ground…

I seriously read that as:

Called it. The Great Videogame Crash of 2015. Underpowered consoles selling the same shit games. Bring on the Avegant Jellyfish for true next gen gaming.

That clutched rear propeller needs some kind of shroud.

but bacon touches pork.

Goodbye you old crotchety sexual harasser. You can now sit there in your rocking chair mumbling “Leno” under your breath, as Tapioca pudding dribbles down your chin.

Balls of steel. Those look like they actually go down like a slide. One little push or slip and it would be WHEEEE! until he hit the ocean and got run over.

The 18 year old last year I can see, but maybe I am missing something here. Yes, Becky is attractive for a women her age, but trophy material? Not so much. Monica Bellucci, Salma Hayek and Sofia Vergara are trophy wife material.

I side with the customer in all these stories, because even thought the customers can be assholes and the ones to blame in some stories, there is no doubt in my mind that at one time in another situation, that the dealership or repair place didn’t screw over an undeserving customer.

Hey, that is fine if you don’t want to watch the show anymore because a fairly tame rape scene was the final straw, but what took you so long would be my response. In your mind is rape somehow a more heinous act then the beheading in episode one. Or the flaying, quartering and general torture of others. Why did you…