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I just got a PS5 and read literally yesterday that their low battery warning comes on when it’s battery is at 50% while the xbox controller’s warning comes on about 15 minutes before it runs out of power—talk about design differences! I was really shocked to learn not only do the ps5 controllers not use normal

Myspace is still a thing as is Yahoo. NFTs are here forever, hopefully they will be relegated to the same bucket Myspace and Yahoo is in. If we’re extra lucky, those responsible for them will lose money but those at the top of the pyramid usually stay there. 

For a second I too was excited but then I remembered this is the timeline carnival barker low IQ Trump won over former Secretary of State Clinton proving some Americans would rather have a moronic man in charge than an intelligent woman because of those pointless butter emails so there’s no way we got lucky and Kotick

Because it’s not enough to make some money from these efforts, they also have to be able to laugh at the people who buy the crap they’re selling. 

But fifth quarter projected explanations yield lackluster, even quotidian results that reinitiates long simmering parochial inceptions destined to dissolve exponential growth parameters. 

Sublimely absurd inverse proportionate metaprogramming for mid-level financial prestidigitators.   

Nonsense laden argument. Bezos’ wealth allows him to access tax avoidance schemes 99.9% of taxpayers cannot manifest. Bezos expends some of his wealth lobbying to insure his tax rate remains obscenely low compared to anybody who makes their money mostly from their labors.

I wonder if that’s Musk’s legal ok for everybody to steal his intellectual property without compensation or attribution, if it’s on the internet. 

A one bedroom in Gainesville is about $1,150 according to Google. It’s definitely one of the more liberal zones of Florida thanks to the 40k or so students at the U of Fl. 

It’d be cheaper to aim the rockets to fly out of our solar system than into the sun, a lot cheaper. 

We’re not crying, we’re laughing at him and his 44 billion dollar bonfire. 

Knowing Musk it’ll prolly be Muskex coins so he can laugh about how spelled sex in one of his products yet again. 

Why do you hate free speech?

The only free speech Musk believes in is the one where he is free to say what he wants with nobody criticizing it. Musk lost all cred with his pedo guy nonsense and then with how he behaved here regarding to Twitter. Yeah, it’s his company now. He can do what he wants with it. Migrating to Mastodon was my solution.

If it was truly barely watchable garbage it wouldn’t be one of the most streamed shows ever. Season 1 was spectacular and I loved that rewatching it gave me more insight into the stories being told. The second season wasn’t as complicated and I didn’t get that satisfaction of new discoveries with rewatching it but it

I enjoyed the review. But then again, I understand the basic fact that Kotaku isn’t a game review site that only reviews gaming aspects and nothing else. It never has been. It’s an intersectional blog. That’s what it’s always been. Loosen the anal purse strings and have fun. If the review is not for you, that’s fine.

So this is your first week or month visiting Kotaku? Kotaku has always had an intersectional view in regards to how it reviews games and reports on the industry, which means if there’s something racist they’re going to mention it. If you’re too much of a snowflake to hear any dissenting opinions there are indeed

Racism is terrorism. There’s very few “Let’s work within the framework of the laws of our nation” racists. There’s plenty of let’s use terror to inflict our worldview upon people. But sure, pretend racism only exists on paper and words and not in deeds and laws. Pretend sundown towns never existed, that redlining

What classic Disney villain advocated genocide besides this one? Is there some Disney history I’m missing here? Plus Jubal Harshaw would never stoop so low as to state out loud in a public forum, “Water is wet!”

It’s absurd how easily people buy any line a corporation puts out. PG has every incentive to distort the facts or outright lie. They know Taylor doesn’t have the money to hire a lawyer to take on the lawyers that work for them. If we’re going to accept the 20 hour figure from them, then we should equally accept the