Oh my god, are you me??? I’ve had the same stylist for years and she’s the only person I trust with my hair. Now I’m moving to Russia and I’m just planning on not cutting my hair the entire time I’m there because what if something happens to my hair and it’s ugly? I’ve only cried once over a bad haircut and I’ve had…

At least we’re #1 at something!

Loser Sons of Politics. Erin, you are doing the Lord’s work.

“Missouri Man” is becoming the new “Florida Man.”

Being a native STLian, I fucking love this. But Planned Parenthood is still going to have to follow the state laws to a T just so they don’t get shut down. I can only hope this changes things in MO, but things just seem to keep getting shittier.

Preach! My last name has an “accent mark” over one of the letters and I have to fight people to get them to spell it correctly. Stop being lazy and spell my name correctly! I know you never learned about it in school but damn well figure it out now and respect my heritage.

My best friend’s dad’s family has a building named after them at a very fancy liberal arts college in Massachusetts. She was accepted and received a handwritten note from the president of the college. And had a single her first semester.

THE TAN LINES!!!

I’m heartbroken, but I still have ABBA karaoke to get me through this tough time.

That photo is honestly the level of cool I aspire to be

I feel dirty after reading this.

The Fourth Haim? More like the Other Three Nickses.

[Edited because wow too early in the morning for brain to work]

So should I submit the story of how my Romanian boyfriend nearly sold me for a goat when we went to visit his family in Constanta?

I hate it! It's flake city for me and don't even get me started on the liner. Plus it doesn't come off! If I wanted my eyes to be glued shut forever I'd go jump into a bog.

A little offended she called Anastasia "good" instead of a "life-changing, spiritual experience."

Let the truth set you free~

Have you tried the powder and the stencils????? That shit is amazing. Coat with the clear brow gel and just....be still my beating heart. When I was in Romania I got my brows done at one of her stores there and it was amazing. Spiritual experience.

which high end brand should I buy? I've got the Dolce and Gabbanas (which don't stain a Starbucks coffee cup once dry!!!) but I hear the YSLs are nice.

What do you think of the new contouring trend? My sister works for a sephora and she gets a lot of people looking for the full on Kim K look which doesn't look that great when walking down the street. Which often leads to yelling. Also KVD vs Anastasia contour kit? I find the KVD too warm.