It’s called mount stupid.

There’s an African Swallow joke in here somewhere.

VW really needs to get into NASCAR. Their cheating will finally get the award and respect it deserves.

They should make an S90R with just a driver seat, for weight reduction.

It was almost down there for a quarter of a Sentra-y.

My all-German car half-assed beater squad will be called the Bundeslidas. Our Canadian team will be called the Lederhosers.

“Traveling at highway speeds of around 70 to 75 mph, 75 mph, I was following a Range Rover at a good distance of about 100 feet.”

One is for Ramming, one is for Dodging.

There was a “brick-shaped” Supra I saw everyday on the way to school from the bus window (elementary school). I thought that was the coolest car and still remember it to this day.

I’ve posted this before, but it bears repeating.

He wants remote start on the key, but doesn't want push to start. This guy wants options contradictory to the current system of option bundling.

With as retarded of a list of wants as he has, this is the only suitable option.

I had a blue 2007 Acura TL-S, just like the one in the picture. One of the nicest, most reliable cars I’ve ever owned (and I’ve had plenty). Only downside, the front Brembo brakes were stupid expensive to replace (when replaced by the dealer).

There’s a level on which my favorite part of this is the official press release containing the sentence “We are not screwing around, Philly.”

Well, it is the same platform as the Firebird...

Good thing Suzuki didn't fake their US EPA tests. The class action could have included a dozen...maybe even 20 people.

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