Oh man, welcome to the club. We have badges and everything.

The only moral abortion is my abortion. The only time I do not insult Obamacare is when my insurance is cut. The only time I promote gay rights is when my child comes out to me.

I thought the dress looked great on her, and I rented it from Rent the Runway a year or so ago and it looked like trash on me. It was super thin fabric (which rarely does anyone any favors), and the twisty panel in front didn’t sit right.

Why is she walking on people’s work surfaces?

You missed the woman’s AWESOME follow up. Bravo!

GQ’s executive editor doesn’t even know for sure

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DC’s best sign:

In a way the apology is better and more humiliating to Trump than if she’d just said no in the first place.

Obama should offer a deal to put Trump on Mount Rushmore in exchange for saving the ACA. I think it would be accepted.

I know a lot of us, myself included, didn’t think her running this year as VP was a good idea because she is so vital in the Senate. With this fucking dumpster fire headed our way for the next four years though, I think 2020 would be the PERFECT time for her.

While the liberal in me 99% agrees with you, there is room in my heart for the occasional exception.

Or a troika!! That is pretty much the most adorable story I have ever heard!

I just feel actively bad all the time

In case anyone out there was confused about how the voting/enfranchisement system was rigged, here it is. Jill Stein filed for a recount. She paid the required fees. And now, suddenly, she is not “aggrieved” enough to demand a recount. Any registered voter should be entitled to demand a recount if they can pay the…

I was going to say Unwrapped but Food Network gets me going.

In other news, I demand damages from the incoming Trump administration.

Damn. Keep that rock away from any unsinkable ocean liners.

Well, I called for a mental health wellness check when my neighbor started doing things like screaming Bon Jovi lyrics in the street in the middle of the night and chopping up his front porch with an ax. Your mileage may vary, but that was my experience.