Hope they’re wearing their tin foil burkas.

George Floyd held a gun to a pregnant woman’s womb, and he’s a saint.

As if liberals wouldn’t love to terminate the first two amendments.

She finna name that kid Ten, after the number of minutes a day she spend with it.

Cops are comdemned when they police black folk, and condemned when they don’t. People don’t even know what they want from the police, they just know they hate them.

Breeders gonna breed.

LOL shoulda known better. The more money a brotha makes, the whiter their women get. It’s basic biology. 

Murder is legal now. Just have a woke motive! Excuse me while I poison my homophobic stepfather’s Coors Lite.

Alternate headline: Least Famous Spice Girl Mad at Only Host Who Gave Her a Platform.

The CIA gon be pissed.

But it’s true female rappers have a shelf life. When was the last time you heard Trina? Foxy Brown? How about Rah Digga? LOL.

Thanks, I didn’t even know about this movie. Will watch it tonight!

Points for the snappy comeback, but I’m not hearing a “no.”

The fact that this is moving forward in one of the most overwhelmingly liberal cities should be a wake up call to the sheltered civil rights dweebs hollaring to defend the police. People support law enforcement. Even hardline democrats. It’s time to make our cities livable again.

I’m losing count of all these wealthy, succesful black people in systemically racist America.

Jesus, that drink looks like liquid diabetes. 

Muh white supremacy!

Scarjo’s on the cusp of aging out of femme fatal roles, and entering the teen drama mom phase of her career.

College is toxic.

Hope she doesn’t do the black power fist in there. Her cellmates might misinterpret the gesture.