Just last week I almost drove off the road after recieving a text in all caps, it scared me so much that I almost hit a light pole. Never send all caps texts.

It’s bad, I can never tell when someone’s an asshole in need of a flashing. So usually I give them the benefit of the doubt and don’t flash, then get pissed when the turn them off because I didn’t get to flash them. I keep sunglasses in my car, but I don’t use them during the day, I use them at night.

Perfect! I’ve been wanting to put install an in-ground sprinkler system. GET TO WORK, SON!

#cotdnominations

So I guess the Devel...is really in the details.

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I really thought that was gonna start out with “Need to hide a blood stain? Just cover the clothes in used blood!”

Man, when I read your typo saying “I went ham” I got a totally different mental spin on what a Scenty Christmas-scented air freshener must be like. It was a positive thought though; I was disappointed when I realized your car didn’t smell like honey-baked, hickory smoked goodness.

Indeed. I have come to learn that Tyler cuts through most BS and presents facts first, speculation in the next sentence, and spectacularism in no place.

Tyler, thank you for your sensible, not sensationalist, reporting!

At least the end of the world will be cool looking.

no Kylo Ren is William Shatner

i starred your comment bc PhilMacD is so ridiculous. ;)

I only starred your comment because it was so fucking ridiculous.

This. I was hoping they’d critique the Democrats as well if they ever got down to debates. That Tyler has done so increases my respect for him (which was already considerable).

Tyler is a beacon of light in the Gawker universe.

Great piece, many thanks for remaining unbiased and doing the same piece for both party debates.