Take your star and get out!

It’s not even a question of if they’re unqualified anymore. The real question is over the next 4yrs, which one of these nominated assclowns is going to fuck up the country/world the most?

So the short version is “Hey I f’d up, maybe doing this thing now isn’t a good idea.”

Well it appears I’ll need to go TV shopping soon. I predict my current one is going to have violent catastrophic failure on the evening of 1/19...

I looked at the scoring, and read the questions. I estimate I give zero fucks, but don’t give enough of a fuck to determine the precise amount of fucks I’ve got available to hand out.

This is why we can’t have nice things.

Can anyone show me a way I can quantitatively lose at something by a rather significant margin, but still win due to an ancient/archaic technicality? Because that sounds like something I want to do.

DC doesn’t mean “District of Columbia.” Duh! It means “Dress Corporation.” Why don’t more people know this? Sad!

Just for one second we need to look at this without partisan influence. An outside country hacked a US political party and influenced the election. This is beyond disgustingly unacceptable. I absolutely hate mr. orange, but I’d be equally horrified if they swung it the other way. This is fucked beyond words. If…

Can I add another rule? All of congress gets paid based on the median income in their respective state. If they think that this salary is too low, they’ve now got the incentive to fix their fucking state (I’m looking at you Paul Ryan)

That picture looks like a cross between Mrs. Doubtfire, Columbo, and some dried out stale Easter Peeps.

This. So much. They have a heritage for sure, but at the same time, they’re working to set themselves up in a very competitive market. Maybe they can take a cue from what VW HASN’T offered, and make a dent in the market.

1. Audi R8 V10+ because they’re sexy as hell

So the stylish adventurer is powered by some sort of space ship fusion drive? Why would anyone get the offroad one?!?!?!

You guys should continue playing this game with different jalop-worthy car styles. How about TDI to a driver’s car? A wagon/hatch? A longer mileage commuter car?

The hurricane center link goes 404. Just FYI

Lets face it, they probably had some covert cheating to help make it that dull. Hidden code in the design software or something.

What about a 2013-ish Mini JCW? Quick, engaging, hatchback!!!

Other than “because he could,” why? I’m all for a good stunt, but this just seems tedious.

Yeah, I don’t need to see a volcano doing the duck-lips selfie thing.