You guys sure are trying to prepare the field for Bernie by shittalking all the other candidates.  It’s probably a good thing that you’re both terrible bloggers and also read by such a vanishingly small number of people that your efforts will come to naught.  The hagiography of Robert Francis O’Rourke has begun in…

In other words, Lifehacker’s 10 easy steps to turn your otherwise normal child into a neurotic adult that wont shut up about race

Oh wait, i have another.  If I have to maintain the room myself, can I pay less for the room in the amount that would have accounted for that room’s share of the housekeepers wages?  if it’s hurting their feelings to have to pick up my towels maybe this is a good target for automation

Yeah this is really something. Can I ask my customers to do my job for me now too? Is that some kind of millennial thing?

I have no idea what the winning message would be for the far left wing of congress, but I have an idea that “ORANGE MAN BAD!!11!!!” and banning beef and cars probably isn’t it, but as someone on the other side, i sincerely hope that Maxine Waters, Bernie Sanders, and AOC continue to be the standard bearers for the…

Boy you young adult bloggers at Splinter sure seem afraid  of Howard Shultz

Right, RBG should have to get vetted by the Senate again

So white male blogger from Brooklyn doesn’t like woman of color rising to a position of power, what a huge shock! Hard to believe, really. 

Or, here in the real world, some (young, dumb) Democrats are making the conscious decision to trade in their center-left base for something much farther to the left and much more jew hatey.  Time will tell if this was a strategically valid plan, but if post ww2 American political history is any indication, 2020 will…

here let me paraphrase what you’re trying to say without coming out and saying it: “If those goddamned old jews in congress don’t support Ilhan Omar, we’re going to have to come up with some sort of solution...a final solution to this problem”

Head not nearly candy corn shaped enough

Wow, young adult blogger displays childlike admiration of superhero union officials drawn entirely from his imagination. Reality must hit you pretty hard when it makes its brief interludes into your consciousness.

Wow, an antisemite dehumanizing her opponents?  What a new and fresh approach!

It’s quixotic right up until Ilhan Omar’s fashionable brand of antisemitism becomes the house brand of national Democrats.  Jews aren’t stupid.

Lol.  Sort of like how Hillary ‘won’ because she got more of the popular vote.  Moral victories are very important!  Actual victories, less so!

Democrats never met a criminal they didn’t prefer to normies

So, a young man should be forced into unwanted physical contact? Seems very progressive, yes. Thankfully, the mob’s demand that we let M2F compete as women means an effective end to women’s competitive athletics.

So what happens when this and all the other ticky tacky investigations turn up nothing?  Or, they turn up some ultimately minor and meaningless process violation?  I mean I know what happens, Splinter and their fellow travelers in media trumpet the findings as some kind of smoking gun and demand Trump’s head on a…

Can someone call ICE on him?

What happened to the rainbow coalition of the ascendant?   More importantly, how long until the dems have to split into 2 parties since if I was a young person of color, i can’t imagine i’d be happy with the way things are unfolding with the party of the plantation