Dear Fox,

100% in agreement with you. Tonks and Remus were my favorite characters.

But thank you for telling me about Cleopatra, I remembered her as being of Nubian ancestry.

When I worked on the university paper in college, they were emphatic users of MLA and therefore all punctuation had to be inside quotes, and I got that so drilled into me that I can't stand it now. But its not as bad as the unnecessary apostrophe s that shows up on signs everywhere, that I always feel a compulsion to…

Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey didn't introduce me to the double-negative, but helped me perfect it. I counted all the "non non non"s in non-heinous to see if it was one or not.

You know what ruined The Wizard for me? When Jenny tells Fred she has great legs like her mom, and asks if he agrees, and she is wearing JEANS. Jeans under a skirt. Over.

And everyone LOVES Denzel. I don't know anyone who goes to movies who doesn't love Denzel.

I was kidding. Well except about Billy Zane.

Yes its racist, but he's saying that there are no actors of Middle Eastern/Israeli descent who are a big enough name to open a movie worldwide, not that he needs specifically white actors. That being said, is Christian Bale a name that can open a movie oversees when's its not followed by the name "Batman?" I'm not…

So you need a big, A-List male actor who can open a movie so you can get financing? Will Smith. Will no one think of the Smith?

But have you seen Cigarette Burns? It proved Carpenter hasn't actually lost it, it was just hiding behind all of his video games. It truly terrified me.

So am I the only one who HATED Gladiator? Really? My 70 year old mom's review was, "It was good but if it had come out 60 years ago it wouldn't have gotten an Oscar because people would have realized it was just a good toga movie."

That was streets ahead.

If I'd started a "spot the Surface" drinking game during the final season of 90210 I would have cirrhosis of the liver.

I would much rather see integrated product placement than watch commercials. Seriously, I'm not kidding. Yes, you have your Chuck's where things come to a grinding halt when you start talking about the car, but you also have Neil Lane showing up on the new 90210 (which was hilarious btw) and even Subway becoming a…

Ugh, yes. I almost stopped reading when King showed up in the story. If you're gonna Vonnegut yourself, at least do it in a fun Vonnegut way and not in a shitty god-like author Shayamalan way.

Well if it takes you an hour to get into it and an hour to get out of it, of course you'll always be holding your wee. Widow sews herself into that catsuit each morning right?

I am very very aware of my heart beating, and have no heart issues, and it seriously annoys me and/or freaks me out most of the time. Maybe this explains why I've been with my partner for six years and still don't feel ready for marriage? Or can I just blame it on this anyway?

Hell, Paul W.S. Anderson is a better choice than Orci. Hopefully if they do get Wright he can also do a pass on the script, since the last one was so full of Truther beliefs I bet the third one is Orci's Birther masterpiece.

Oooh, I hope we get another tie-in booze marketing campaign that gets held and shelved for 6 months until the stink of the movie has left it, but then the use it anyway because they paid a lot of money for it, right i-Svedka?