They said Smash Bros, not Half Life 3.

Ubisoft: "Ugh, looks terrible. No one wants that."

That creepypasta states that Kohji Nisino committed suicide in front of the police... however he is alive and well and still working on pokemon games to this day. I found it a bit hard to continue reading after that :(

So, what benefits do we get from your 'libertarian wet dream' of everyone carrying loaded firearms around in places like schools, grocery stores, and bars? Exactly what does this accomplish, other than allowing people with small penises to feel adequate once again?

If users can sneak in cats, this raises the question: how many penises are there in google maps?

Bender B. Rodriguez. The greateat robot ever.

Can there be any doubt?

Even if I agree that sticking to cartridges was a very controversial but understandable move on Nintendo in order to try try and keep hold of it's cartridge producing monopoly from previous generation of hardware, you should consider replacing the Nintendo 64 with Nintendo's own Virtual Boy. The technology just wasn't…

Super Mario World was on SNES, but I understand you meant "Mario 64" and fully agree with you on.

There's... no masturbation joke here. It's about the Kinect being a tool of evil and black magic.

Are you sure it's not a "seeing into the afterlife to talk with Grandma" joke, like it seems to be? It's pretty well veiled, if it's a joke about the XBox seeing you masturbate. Do you see masturbation jokes everywhere? Am I making one now?

Ah yes, the Eleven Herbs and Space Experience!

Ah yes, KFC made a similar simulator if I recall...

For fear of the law.

That's all fine and good, but... does it bend?

Cats make bad iphone cases. If they fall, they land on their feet. Which would mean your phone would fall. Bunnies do not have that problem.

Cat: (hasn't moved in 2 hours)