Has there ever been a high fashion show presenting stuff that any sane person would actually walk down the street wearing?

Pardon my French, but this is shit, isn't it? I mean it is unequivocally shit. If you saw someone walking down the street wearing this... People would take pictures, and not in a good way.

Getting the cat to look at the camera whilst you take the photo would be the hardest boss battle ever.

Just call it Hold Still Dammit.

there could be a game where you try to just take a picture of your cat in different shaped reticles. it would be the hardest most fun/frustrating game ever.

They released star and arrow? we can use them for free? Awesome.

Dancing partner:

Pack it in, folks, we have a winner. The answer is space bears. (So... a tardigrade?)

She is GOING to get that interview, dammit!

So much Ghibli. I really love the style.

Oh right, I totally forgot I read about this guy awhile back:

"Introducing the new Dongle Condom; a USB Dongle that serves as a barrier for malicious Serial Bus Transmitted Diseases(or STDs, for short). You simply insert your USB stick into the dongle, and then plug the dongle into the slot on your computer, and the Dongle Condom detects any possible malicious software before…

Give me a real battle mode modeled after N64 and we have the best Mario Kart in the series.

Friend - "Did you see they cancelled project Titan?"

OH MY GOD! THAT THING I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW DIDNT EXIST UNTIL A FEW DAYS AGO WILL NEVER EXIST!

125 years old and (apparently) perpetually doomed. Thanks for being awesome Nintendo.

"My dear boy, I raid toooombs." My gut hurts from laughing at that line.