cameronbrett
Cameron Brett
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"And with really close people, you can just skip the greeting altogether—no one starts an email with "Hey Mom."

(raises hand) I do.

God Damn, I wanted Prof layton!

BOWSER JR AND DUCK HUNT DOG HYPE

Look, I don't wanna tell people how to do their jobs, but if I had to choose one part of that sentence to put in ALL

It's still plugged into the Megadrive, along with the Mega CD.

Sega 32x?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THAT IS ONE OF THE BEST JOKES! I am a non-violent person but they should be DRAWN AND QUARTERED!

Fascinating; too bad none of it matters. The problem is not finding evidence—there's mountains of it. The problem is that no amount of evidence will ever be enough. The disconnect is not in the scientific or historical record, it is in the brains of conspiracy theorists. Their desperate psychological need to

'He's going to hit you so hard you turn into an Asian woman'

The paraphrase the Honest Trailer for Minecraft, "Shouldn't these people be curing cancer or something?"

But... but I thought it was the dog all along!

The real life equivalent of catching a shiny pokemon?

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Ohhh.... For a moment there I thought it was a strange portrait of Darth Vader.

for a second i thought it was bart simpson taking a dump next to a mountain.

You need to add basic cooking to the mix. I am astounded by my fellow adults that can't cook something if it doesn't come in a box with instructions. You can save a lot of money if you understand a few basics, and it will take you far.

I'm getting pretty sick and tired of hearing, "Why do I have to learn [algebra/geometry/trigonometry/calculus]? I'll never use it in the real world."

BREAKING NEWS: Hackers Have Become Omnipresent. Experts Say to Stop Doing Things.

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Somehow, the more sympathetic version is actually more depressing