They should see about hacking in new characters...

It's obviously a front-view of a cock and balls.

So? Who says I can't enjoy a console with bad sales?

Instructions weren't clear, got my arm stuck in a ceiling fan.

I can give you instructions for Jerry Boy: an oval with cartoon eyes.

It better be the DeLorean.

I used to be in a phase where I'd only play games if people considered them bad. So Bubsy was on the top of the list for me back then... *shudder*

I feel like the only gamer in RI sometimes - that should totally be a Wii U state...

Let's see a new Wario Land!

You guys got any Steam game recommendations for a guy whose idea of gaming is Mario Kart 8 and Virtual Console games? All of my friends and family just want to play MMOs and League of Legends...

My take on a game where you play as a mountain?

I'd love to see a Mario cartoon based around AlphaDream's Mario and Luigi RPGs. The quirky sense of humor would probably set it apart from all of the other cartoons on TV at the moment.

Aww... I was hoping they would make a reference to something that actually happened in Mother 3, not just mentioning it by name.

I guess it's some people's Phil O. Sophie to pronounce things wrong.

Watched the video. Surprisingly, the only thought that entered my mind was:

I prefer the Cheeseburger Toaster Strudel, myself.

I was expecting the entire article to be one line:

I disagree. In fact, the Master System version of Sonic 1 is currently the only Sonic game I enjoy out of the entire series.

Maybe not in the US, but there was quite a few 8-bit Sonics for the Master System in parts of Europe.