Energy is cheap as dogshit fuckface.

DING DING DING DING

Toonces look out!

(A) Genes are not Legos. (B) The fish aren’t particularly radiation-resistant. (C) Resistance to radiation is usually a side effect of resistance to extreme dehydration, a feature not found in fish.

This is so tiresome.

Thanks for the link, but everyone else has their fingers in their ears.. “la la la la la, I can’t hear you.” Pretty sure the Article won’t be updated to reflect this fact.

ABC is reporting that the final cost of the contract is around $3 billion, but that cost is probably rising. His $4 billion number may not be that much of an exaggeration.

Now we’re complaining that the government isn’t spending too much of our money?

Got to try out the Vive and Rift (with controllers) extensively before purchasing and I’ve got to say I disagree with the article, the Vive remains better for me. There’s inevitably going to be many more games for the Vive, their general business practices are better, and there’s less cabling to deal with in general.
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Member when Jalopnik writers were kissing The Grand Tour guys arses a few weeks ago before they discovered that there was a cast member that plays on the stereotype American?

Progress? The electric car preddates the petrol powered automobile by decades.

Who gives a shit? That’s his schtick. Let him have it.

“Your PS3 couldn’t play PS2 games, and there’s every chance your PS5 won’t play PS4 games or PS3 games.”

Well Said...

I thought writers were supposed to be objective, without bias, slant or personal opinions mixed in...

Jesus Christ, do you fuckers think about anything else?

To be fair; it makes more sense than all of the Trump bashing articles on a gadget/tech site. Go back to your safe space.

Yeah, and Obama took credit for ending the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan too... how’d that work out? Jalopnik seems awfully biased lately.

woke up in the moring with those burns? She must be one hell of a sleeper not to feel it during the night.

Thank God the Clintons never installed any cronies or took any public property from the White House.