If you’re in a restaurant then quite a lot of the staff will hate you for being there. That’s just science.

Salsa is also great.

I like the waxy coating they leave in your mouth.

I mean his stage name is Killer Mike...

Whoa I guess I missed this. Thanks!

The stupider the name is to say out loud the more likely I am to order it.

Brb gotta alter my worldview.

Pink Lady ftmfw

Clear duck tape? Boy you’re trippin!

Space brain time

Scion XA: Witness me!

He could get the $10 scotch and post on social media that it was the $250 scotch.

I feel like our letter writer should just find himself a $250 bottle of scotch and stay at home.

I feel like there is a non-zero chance baby is going to disintegrating jawas

Sounds good!

Nah ground turkey’s way better for you. It’s obviously not the same as beef but it’s tasty in it’s own right.

If you aren’t craving turkey already you’re eating turkey wrong.

Ok NIMBY

So why doesn’t this affect the iceburg and bib lettuce?