I’m sure higher ups are insistent on the auto-load, but it’d be nice if they could exclude articles that are NSFW or have auto-play videos from the queue.

WHAT THE FUCK CHARTREUSE ISN’T PINK???

This is an excellent article, Heather. I’ve been fascinated by speedruns for years, but I’ve never tried one myself because I’m afraid that the grind would lead me to grow sick of a game that I otherwise adore. Have you felt that at all with BotW?

Yeah, I think the car could have made the yellow, but there’s no way the truck could have. The truck driver was either not paying attention or intending to run the light.

The Souls games by and large have repairable weapons, and no one uses the scant few non-repairable weapons because their base stats can’t compare to an upgraded weapon and why would you ever spend upgrade materials on something that has a very short shelf life?

“fuck that.”

Issa bad joke.

A real MLB player has a better chance at recording a hit off an intentional walk than Tebow does in a normal plate appearance. MLB should just make these automatic outs to cut another 3-4 minutes off of Mets games.

A million dollar prize pool, and there are maybe a couple hundred people in attendance. It’s so jarring compared to the FGC, where something like Evo will have 15,000 people in attendance, and five digit prize pools. I love the grassroots ethos of the FGC, but man, the competitors are getting ripped off.

Can we talk about those dope sweaters? I want one.

I live in Portland and have read quite a bit about this. As other commenters have assumed, the anarchists are cold patching the potholes, while the city refuses to do anything but hot patch them. The thing is, I could count the number of dry days we’ve had in the past two months on one hand, so the city’s stubbornness…

The seven long strands of sideburn hair that he slicks back to cover the top half of his ear are so freaking gross.

I never realized how disturbing Ziggy’s blob feet are. They look like fleshy lunch trays.

Also, how does he emerge from an egg shell with shoes?

Briles should’ve known that you really got to keep the wins:rapes ratio above 1 to keep your job.

Well, any time you can screengrab 18 Twitch chat messages in a row without any of them being racist IS pretty nuts, to be fair.

And it’s galling that Riot would say this wasn’t a player safety issue if they were forced to live in a house with mold.

I’d wager a shiny nickel that whatever country launched that missile is receiving military funding from the US for the express purpose of buying our (and by “our” I mean Raytheon’s) missiles. So yes, we’re paying for it.

I still occasionally think about my Pokewalker that I lost while visiting NYC in May 2010. I guess I only had it for a few months, but I used it constantly for those months. I know I had 12,000 steps just from that day logged on it the last I checked, and I lost a Ditto that had been part of my main team.

Great answer by Tony Hawk, gotta love Dead Kennedys. They’re more relevant today than ever.