“Do you have any parachutes?”

Archer: “... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...ready?”

It’s Simspon’s reference... Sideshow Bob is at a parole hearing and they ask him about a tattoo on his chest which reads “Die Bart, Die,” and he explains that it’s German, meaning “The Bart, The.” And I just replaced “Die Bart, Die” with my name. I know having to explain it murders any humor, but there ya go.

Roger, Steven whoever.

Lol could you please explain to me, a German, the meaning of your nickname?!

this was my first thought as well.

Meanwhile, after reading this, I have added this skill to OkCupid:

Looking for: Someone with the ability to handle stressful task. I defuse bombs and I will need a second player to assist with the How To Booklet.

“M” like “Mancy.”

I played it one night and haven’t felt the urge to go back. The use of the license is cool, but the game seems shallow and there are plenty of balancing issues. And a $50 season pass for a game launching with 12 maps? GTFO, EA.

Agreed. Sometimes, these posts help me take a step back and re-evaluate myself whether or not I agree with the advice. It helps to see a similar situation but from a different perspective.

I may not have much to say regarding these situations, but if I have to say anything about these posts...

The government already successfully regulates legal gambling. Why can’t they regulate this too?

I am so glad I chose now to get into Destiny. The Taken King and all this Kotaku coverage has been great.

Nope, in fact they have a hard stance on not restoring HC characters at all. Even for server issues.

Yeah, but they do that, and they’re opening themselves up to every joe schmoe who ever lost a character. I doubt they will.

“Inside this secret room is an exotic chest containing the Sleeper Simulant. “

Too late for me. About 2 weeks ago I finally realized I was completely over Arkham Knight and just asked my friend who had 100%’d it what the story was. Shame, but delay after delay, cancellation of 2 different collector’s editions then what happened to the PC version AND all the lackluster DLC.....

I second this notion.

o can we just retcon the last year and declare this the real Destiny launch?