This is the kind of bonkers bullshit premise that makes me want to watch enough of the movie to see that part happen before I turn it off and never think about it again.

ExorcistCon is going to suck next year.

That was CB4. I personally loved Dead Mike’s solo stuff. I mean this is a classic:

Unless there was a body cam running when they applied for that warrant and the judge was wearing one when he said “No need to check the address” then it won’t fix the underlying problem.

You know what happens if I make a decision at work based on 2 year old data? I get super fired,  and I'm not putting anyone in immediate danger. 

I always liked the bit in Batman Beyond where someone was trying to mess with Bruce’s head, and made the mistake of calling him “Bruce.” Then Terry comes and asks him how he knew it wasn’t real. “Because that’s not what I call myself.”

I think they mean when they buds don’t have a cord connecting them together.

I think they mean when they buds don’t have a cord connecting them together.

He said that while officers have had to respond to several complaints regarding the man, they never have risen to the level of a crime.

I can smell the patchouli through my screen.

No love for Dog pound?  It would submit your search to multiple search engines.  Alta Vista, Lycos, Excite, Yahoo, Webcrawler.  I used them all.  I still use both Google and Bing (Bing isn’t as bad as you think it is --- and free points for either an Amazon card or an Xbox subscription).

What is Morris Day and the Motherfucking ?

fancy lego kits are the new model airplanes

...I sure will be happy when they arrest the cops that murdered Breonna Taylor. Hey FedEx, Nike, Amazon, Buy N Large, can y’all put the pressure on Louisville, y’all?

Has anyone tried it with the “No strings on me” from the Avengers 2 trailer?

“The topic of your beauty should not have been shared over public discourse.”

I honestly love Gone With The Wind. Scarlett O’Hara is a fascinating, troubling, intelligent protagonist that outshines modern heroines (like the leads from Twilight or 50 Shades of Grey). The movie is a gorgeous, exciting epic with amazing well-cast leads (honestly, Leigh and Gable are stellar). I could watch the…

hey, don’t stop get it get it.

I’m writing a cop thriller where a hurricane expects criminals to distract the police while it does its work.

I think what he meant was “If 5 people had accosted me the same way, I too would have pulled out my weapon and called the police” rather than”If I’d been the cop at the scene, I too would have arrested you instead of the mob beating you”. I think he just worded it very, very poorly. And that’s not in any way to excuse…

“As I told Mr. McCray, if I were faced with similar circumstances, I would have probably done the same thing,” the Sheriff said in a statement. “I have apologized to Mr. McCray, and I appreciate his patience as I have worked through these matters.”