how is this a ‘jam’? i was so bored i could barely get through the first minute.
Callie....Callie...Callie not you... :(((( sobing......... best of luck to you.
Nooooo you're my favoritee.
Are all my favorite Jezzie writers going to Vice? do I just have to read Vice now?
I'm going to miss you terribly (ú_ú) but congratulations on the new position, Callie!
Callie, I will miss you so much!!! You are one of my favorite writers ever and I look forward to reading Vice on a regular basis because you and Tracie are over there. Thank you for being so awesome and for laughing at all my dumb jokes over Gchat. Your dirtbags were always my inspiration for Saturday dirtbags.
WHAT?! CALLIE NOOOOOOOOOOOO.
You are so funny and smart and talented, Callie! You will be missed, but I'll follow you on to your next adventure.
Sad to see you go, but I'm glad you're doing something new and cool as well. Fair winds and following seas!
Callie, noooo! I mean, congrats! But I'll miss your Dirt Bags, they are my favourite morning coffee-reading ever ever.
Bye, Callie! We'll miss you!
If you guys keep doing this I might have to start reading Vice, and I really don't want to do that.
Working at Jezebel, in other words, was a dream I didn't know I could even feasibly have.
I'll miss you! You're the author of the first article I read on this website!
WE WILL MISS YOU (also now I can confess that I think you should totally buy the dress for your rabbit)
So Mariah's crew go into bathrooms whose air contains stuff like poop particles thrown up from flushing toilets, dump out the gingerale and replace it with wine. Gotta vomit.
GRADE: C (sobbing while describing the plot of Hidalgo to a stranger)
I have decided to now and forever more interpret "So-and-so got his/her body back" as So-and-so victoriously emerging from the spirit world after a life or death adventure and is now back in their body.
Is it just me or is emailing an ex's new baby mama-to-be not an actual "thing"? Do people do that? I have neither sent nor received such emails.