You know, I actually wouldn’t mind a Jezlopnik “stars & their cars” special; although I’m guessing it would just be a parade of various import SUVs with maybe a sprinkling of hybrids.

Nothing says “I’m not smug” like calling somebody smug for shopping at a grocery store.

Or Ticketron. (Because I’m old.)

And you were annoyed that Ticketmaster had the nerve to add a 75 cent processing fee, increasing the total price from $11.25 all the way up to $12.00. Oh, and you didn’t have to pay to park at the arena. And recording the show would get you kicked out and your camera confiscated. And when the lights went down, the…

Looks like someone hasn’t taken their Taylor Swift branded Lithium today. Come back once you’ve taken your dose. By then you’ll realize this isn’t corporate synergy but a totally new radical paradigm with a forward thinking take on fandom.

I think it’s great that the new Taylor is willing to stand up for herself by holding grudges and getting even with people who made her the victim. It’s really groundbreaking territory for her lyrics.

I don’t know. I’ve been wrong before, but she sounds like she has a black baby daddy who acted a fool and she’s raising her tan child with the help of his sisters and mama who always knew he wasn’t shit.

She told the camera she was taking her shoes off in the event Blue Dress put her hands on her she could defend…

Of course not. They don’t see themselves as “working class” but as “temporarily embarrassed millionaires” who fully expect all that wealth to trickle down.

Like, who you thinking processing all your welfare and social security checks and sht? Stahp.

Two ignorant young women with no home training

Preach. Those of us who work in government could have told them that shit wouldn’t work.

I just can’t believe there are people out there who still buy Angelina’s Mother Teresa shtick. It’s like the more children she collects - uh, I mean, adopt - and the more she travels to save the hungry masses, the more disconnected and out of touch she becomes from reality. To the point that she actually told that…

So you just want Democrats to do what exactly? Just sit back like Republicans did and take their ball and go home and refuse to do anything? Not govern? Not offer any solutions? It working out really well for the Republicans so far.

Then she starts singing the “10 Duel Commandments” from Hamilton.

Then perhaps you should do something like protest. It is hardly the fault of Black people that you value other white people so poorly that you are content to sacrifice some of them so long as the cops pretend to secure your neighborhood. If you don’t get by now that what they do to Black people with your permission…

I’ve read these interviews and

Ted Cruz: “I’ve reevaluated my position on Donald Trump. He was right after all: my wife is ugly and my father killed JFK.”

I think it’s a cute “for the kids” event and his last one, so made sense to me that Sasha and Malia would skip it and give their cousins a fun day in the spotlight. Ughghhhhh why does this family have to leave us????!!!!! It would be painful no matter what but now with this disgraceful shitsmear of a family moving in…

World Chess just wants the check, mate.

I wish I could explain why that Reese Witherspoon picture pisses me off so much. It’s just everything about it. And throwing in the unneeded “ya’ll.” Fuck off.