This is better

Looks like a fleshlight.

No, I'd rather people stop fishing for fun. I know it's not gonna happen though.

I can't get past the fat bastard hitting that poor fish with a rod.

That is messed up.

The worst thing of all is that those same people who don't want their taxes benefiting the poor are the same Jesus freaks. The guy was a hippie commy for crying outloud.

That's not normal. Has been taken to the vet. By the way, supermarket cat food is crap, it's probably not it but it can't help either.

Letting a cat grow that fat is animal abuse. If humans want to eat themselves to death is their choice, but stuffing an animal to a size that much larger is abuse or negligence.

Best wrap ever: Crumbled gorgonzola cheese, sweet apples in cubes, cranberries, caramelized pecans and raspberry vinaigrette. I've been a vegetarian for over 10 years and this was the only thing non-vegetarian I would have like once a year (gorgonzola isn't vegetarian).

LOL

Apparently it is true that some people can't identify sarcasm.

And at least 9000 of them/us want to bang him.

He's gonna have so much sex

Watching from XBMC myself.

I still have to find a good mouse for my hands. They're teeny tiny and all the mini mice are pretty much crap. Any recommendation for a wireless mini mouse?

I'm glad you're better now. I'd heard about cat bites but I had no idea they could be so dangerous. I'll make sure not to piss mine off.

How do they reconcile that again?

In his defense, the Bible is OK with child wives, rape, polygamy, etc.

We already know the dragon face of Smaug.

How old is she? She looks much older than my almost 60-year old mom. Photoshop and all.