Hey-oh!

Deadliest Warrior already did this and, sadly, ninjas lost.

From there you've only got about five minutes to apply it before the material becomes hard to the touch.

I think Coors Light is not good, but "that's science" gave me a pretty hearty laugh.

Did you watch the video...

From the article, "In the past, this method was too pricey for wide adoption. The success of the Safeflame is that they have managed to make it a lot cheaper and also safer than traditional propane and acetylene torches..."

Seems like you were the toddler keg stand king according to your own logic. The point isn't that the cards are facing the same direction, it's that you can split a stack of shuffled cards and end up with the same amount face up in both piles without ever looking at them. Read Adam's reply if you want a more in-depth…

"This video is private." Looks like someone didn't like you getting a bunch of page views from his videos...

Is Monday too early to call Internet winning comment of the week? If not, congratulations.

Oh no! Not your company which is dumping 150 PCs a year! I'm sure that's totally representative of businesses at large.

LOL! Opera! I can only assume you're reading Gizmodo from your Wii.

As soon as I read the phrase, "This is the operating system that started it all" I knew the comment section was gonna get angryyyyyyyy.

It's all good man. I get itchy with the trigger finger too sometimes (a lot of the time).

Sorry to hear that.

If you're going to dismiss my comment calling you out for being a dick, which you were, then I will just dismiss your original comment. Isn't censorship fun? Your comments are usually pretty spot on, so I'm wondering why you're being such an uptight douchebag today. Too much gamer's neck and cheap Jack Daniel's…

Actually, it looks like 2 people agree with you and 2 people agree with me. Last time I checked 50% =/= everyone. Seems like you aren't smart enough to explain your point instead of being a pompous dick. Sorry.

Not really, and yet somehow 2 people somehow agreed with your statement of nothing. I get that you're trying to make some tongue-in-cheek point by just repeating back what I and the other person said, but it's not working. Sonic Youth is the furthest thing from "radio ready rock," so they certainly didn't usher it in.…

I'm a little confused here, how did they simultaneously "usher in the age of manufactured, radio ready rock" with an album that had no singles and (possibly) poke fun at the most radio played rock band of all time?

You're both wrong. Dark Matter is what makes up the atmosphere of Dark Aether, and can totally trash some Space Pirates.

Speaking of TDS correspondents, why did Olivia Munn have to leave? Even if you hated her on the show, she's still gorgeous.