Hmmmm, not sure why xkcd is hating links to that comic, wouldn't work for me either. Perfect reference though, A+

Existing devices use a battery-powered neurostimulator...

I couldn't tell if you were mocking the title of the article or being genuine. A few months ago I would have thought it was impossible for anyone to be genuinely happy about her writing here, but it has improved quite a bit now that everything she posts isn't from her fantasy shopping list of "most beautiful"…

They don't even match. Mom is wearing a Gray Pinstripe, but the son is definitely rocking more of a Silver Mink, or even Wales Gray. Pfft, amateur.

Sarcasm sense... tingling...

Bollocks, it is. I finally found the Internet Plus package, and it does appear to be as the article described it. I've been on Comcast's site before, and I feel like they intentionally make it as confusing as humanly possible so you end up signing up for something else instead.

Bad day at the office, buddy?

It's Internet... plus TV.

Correction, the price goes up after 6 months and after 12 months it goes up again to $90. You also only get HBO free for 6 months, so that's why the price increases. That's at least true here in Maryland.

No way I would have eaten that termite queen, it looks disgusting. Also, I hope one day I can say something as awesome as, "I was working with a Central African Pygmy tribe tracking gorillas." Thankfully I am still in my world travelling bachelor days, so there's hope.

Yeah, sign me up. Throw in Bluetooth so I can use it on my iPad too and I'll buy one the day it launches.

Worse than BMW drivers?

There's already a way to have your car paint a picture while you're on the road

But can you really be sure? Because come on

So you're admitting you want to eat the armpit cheese?

Really, you dismissed my comment? Did you always have no sense of humor Diaz, or was it just taken from you as a small child?

Those snippers 'll get cha!

And smooth!

No.

I've had 3 iPhones, starting with the 3G, and an iPad. Also