This is more White-on-White violence than LA has seen since the Great Double Decaf Cappuccino Shortage

Definitely read that bottom right one as the Man Jax.  Definitely want to hear Romo pontificate on the Man Jax’ need to punch it in here.

Realize that you’re not making Steelers fans happy - all this AB and LeVeon stuff supports Mike Tomlin’s case that he is a vastly underrated leader, which makes Steelers fans very angry indeed.

This is a valuable partnership in that it highlights the fact that the ‘race’ divide in this country is yesterday’s news - the divide is very clearly a class one, and has no chance of being resolved without political action, not marketing relationships between billionaire stuffed shirts.

Between this clown and Leveon, I’m re-evaluating my opinion of Mike Tomlin’s abilities as a leader of men.

I will kiss on the mouth the next Pats fan that just says “We are better than all of you and we fucking know it”

First, you explain why you think Stephen Ross smells at least as good as most American corporate conservatives.

Michael Myers would have been justified.  Are you sure he’s not about to add Airwolf to that painting?

You’re in luck!

It will only qualify as Deadspin-acceptable if one of the cartoons is a dolphin

Too bad that Deadspin thinks this is some kind of competitive threat.  I think that you can both easily co-exist in the blogosphere.

That is the greatest name for a basketball play in all of history.

And the naked girls are most kindly described as ‘hirsute.’

The 2019 Fall collection, featuring the Yanni, the Laurel and the Lewinski

So, Tyrion Lannister?

I believe the correct Gawker Media word for that is ‘courted the female assistant coaches.’

period pieces

Andrew Luck’s leg is going to become a passive-aggressive twitter egg that moves to New Jersey to be closer to a flat-Earther? 

Boston Celtics big man Enes Kanter claims that his very public criticism of Turkish president Recep Tayyip Erdoğan and his regime has cost him one of his summer basketball camps.

Seriously - what the fuck editor allowed that to go through?