You ain’t cheatin’, you ain’t tryin’.

Also confirmed, both Le Batard and Pitaro like soup and snow peas.

represent the bulk of human women

Read ‘flight’ as ‘fight’ and was super interested in the level of multitasking required.

Time for a Bubba Hotep sequel...

To clarify, because the 70's were a confusing time, that is a White woman.

“Crusty, dry parts removed” - oh, so that’s where culinary standards start to matter?  You’re putting beef in marshmallows - I don’t think a little texture is going to interrupt your trip to FlavorTown.

Dude had Wayne Fontes as his head coach for most of his career. No “natural athlete” could make a Pro Bowl let alone the Hall of Fame under such leadership.

Now can we find a way to make them look a little bit less like Voldemort got a new nose?

I fail to see how some writer’s imagination of Pete Buttigieg’s preferred bedroom behavior should have anything to do with understanding Mr. Buttigieg’s suitability for office.

This is so confusing - where is Mike Vrabel’s cock now?

You heard him - math is for ineffectual pussies!

Can’t get outta them grays with a goddamned Kirby!

A better man than me once said, “I didn’t come here to play school!”

Isn’t Dunn playing out of position?

As someone who has never been to Marathon, I am obligated to ask how was the weather?

Bills fan

Do you still get muffin stumps?

Just to the West of them is “Give Bernie all the superdelegates or give me death!”

So this isn’t because he’s an unfunny homophobe who’s cringy step-and-fetch-it persona sets back race relations by years every time he flaps his gums?