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Special request for MFK Fisher Lite here to review GoT season 8 in a couple weeks.

“Look, Podrick, Jr. is very, umm, mature for his age. I think he can handle it.  And I mean handle it.

Herbie Goes to a Toga Party!

It will be easier to care about this team once they finally change the name.

You negleted to mention the 61" Plasma TV screen they will affix to Lisa Salters’ head

It’s Ron Hurtubise to you.

The Bigfoot has to be named Ron.  The Canseco is named Jose.

Can’t wait for the post-draft comparison of Duke Tobin and Zach Taylor to Gargantua and Pantagruel.

Woody from Toy Story is named after Woody Strode - best thing I ever learned on this collection of blogs posts.

Looks like she’d rather lick his boots and go along with whatever Mitch wants to do.  Those Senators are so dreamy...

Does Jared know how you feel?

Leia Skywalker Binks Organa Hutt Calrissian Solo Reynolds Tebow Avenatti DeGeneres

Looks like they got Letterman to me.

I don’t think opening a wormhole was possible for the future beings unless its terminus was near a massive gravity well.  I thought that was the point.

The system Belichick and McDaniels have put in place allows Brady to make changes in the huddle and at the line - it’s in the system, he doesn’t need to freelance.

Best onion: “Then, instead of expensive mouthwash, he had breathed on Hogg-Enderby, bafflingly (for no banquet would serve, because of the known redolence of onions, onions) onions. ‘Onions,’ said Hogg.

Mosi Tatupu! Mosi Tatupu!

It’s hard for refs to go against their training and call fouls against Coach K’s All-American Boys.

Go to windowsill, collect carcasses of dead flies, sprinkle on pizza, problem solved!

So are we allowed to post sexist comments about this crotch shot?