As Richard Pryor so eloquently put it, White Folks need some new N******.

Same. 

People have been talking about the terrible ways hip-hop has portrayed women since the 90's.  So now a colonizer says it and you just opened your eyes?  WTH?  This is a valid opinion and one that comes with age.  Sure I can listen to hip-hop but I got grandkids now and I’m not about to play Juicy with them in the car.

That woman’s face in this photo will never get old.

Yes ok, but SOCIOLOGY?

In the voice of the NBC Execs from Seinfeld’s Pilot episode:

In the words of Michael Jordan, “Fuck them kids”

Im in Chicago too. For me it was never the quality of the car but the driver. They were rude, unfamiliar w/ the city and mostly foreign so there was a language barrier and a level of discomfort w/ communication. I also hated having to carry cash to pay them and tip.  Most cars never had credit card swipes but now they…

Why am I in the greys on Gizmodo?

Are they not allowed to put a balloon on a stick?  Would they have to retool the entire factory?

Are you telling me she made it to CNN for this, or is the screenshot unrelated?  Honestly, if I can get on CNN and plug my SoundCloud I’m about to rat out somebody for jaywalking.

Im bald.

Thanks for the tip.  FWIW I’m also a musician w/ pierced ears.

At 53 am I too old for a nose ring?  Asking for a friend.

See Animal House sorority window scene with John Belushi.  That’s why.

To be frank with you, my mother was like this.  I was born in 1965, my parents were born in the 30's.  I got into a heated argument w/ my mother once about why she treated us the way she did and her honest answer was ‘I didnt have an easy life so why should you?’  Thats pretty messed up, but they arent kidding.

Now HERE is a headline I’m used to seeing.

I watched Green Room this weekend on Netflix.  I cannot see any reason to ever travel to Oregon in this lifetime.

doitforstate69

Sung to the tune of The Rolling Stones “Beast of Burden”