All that open space. Where do you people fart?

Look, those time-shares have very strict rules. You’ve got to understand the booking situation. Its not like you can just reschedule.

Cuz he’s the black Archer.

I spent 12 years in Catholic school and 2 years actually living in a convent when my mother was trying to escape an abusive marriage. When I saw her tear that photo on SNL I knew exactly what she was doing and it struck a nerve w/ me like “Holy cow, I can stand up for myself now!” I cant look at a nuns habit without…

I completely missed this. But it will be fun to watch the rerun next summer and maybe by then some indictments and subpoenas will have been handed out and it will all be ironic.

Hey dude, #25 is cuttin’ a little close to home.

10.a.

In the 80's I dated a thick white girl and thats all she wanted to do. We discussed this about black women and he words were something like “Black women do it, but they wont talk about it.”

Dude, you dont know how civil forfeiture works. If your kid lives at home and he carrys weed, then your HOME can be forfeited as a result. Its not your weed, you didnt know it was there, but its in your house. And now its gone.

True but in the meantime there’s plenty Instagram. #lovecats

Interracial marriage is the next rung on the ladder. Depends on if you’re climbing up or down.

Im a DJ part time and I’m listening to this track in my record pool right now like “Oh, this is the song he was talking about”. I dont like mumblerap but its something we have to deal with now. This is catchy and I can see how it has an appeal. If Iggy put this out people would be jumping all down her ass but a sista…

Not everything DACA is brown. Let’s see some diversity here.

Wait till you hit 51 and you wonder where your hip went. But yeah, good times.

Kim, can we have a look at your internet history before you press delete. There’s something I’d like to check.

This is simply to be able to borrow and misuse a black expression “Im gonna put you on blast” and mean it literally. Once again we’ve been ‘Little Richard’d’

Steve Harvey blocked me on Twitter. Screw him.

The tears fall like rain. It’s Trinkle-Down Apology Economics.

I got into this show too late and then it was over. But I fell hard for Boston Legal and Arrested Development. Captain Kirk and the interracial couple - man that was the bomb.

Back when Ozzy Osbourne has his crazy tv show on MTv, he made a video that would play before his concerts. Its basically a parody of the popular videos of the day with him walking into them doing silly things (green screen/CGI). I dont know what song of his is playing. Anyway, Fiona Apple’s video clip comes up…