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Gawker Heroes: The Beyoncé Selfie Perfect Teen
The Oxford English Dictionary defines "hero (n.)" as "The Beyoncé Selfie Perfect Teen." That is convenient for our purposes, as our mission today is to persuade the world that the Beyoncé Selfie Perfect Teen is a hero worthy of veneration and esteem. It feels like overkill to make the hero case for the Beyoncé Selfie…
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Victoria's Secret celebrates the end of another successful fashion show by posing a genetics-based probability word problem to the room.
FUCK YOUR KITCHEN, BLAKE LIVELY
That's not how you dress in a kitchen.
Philadelphia Cinema: Barber Chased by Furious Naked Man After He Films Him Climbing All Over a Bus
When the video of a guy talking about filming a naked "gorilla" man is as entertaining as the video of the naked "gorilla" man itself, that's how you know you're in Philadelphia, city of stars, cast of lunatics.
If Al Roker Sharts in The White House But No One Is There To See It, It Still Exists in His Pants, He Tells Dateline
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Justin Bieber Is Almost Certainly Addicted to Marijuana
Justin Bieber fans are disappointed to learn that the 18-year-old singer will be spending eternity rotting in hell, instead of giving free concerts where everyone is in the front row in heaven, after photos of him smoking what appears to be a big fat blunt full of drugs surfaced online over the weekend.
Russian Murderer Escapes Prison Via Helicopter, Then Has Trouble Finding A Cab
A convicted murderer with the best bros in the world is back behind bars after making a daring escape from a high-security Russian prison earlier today.