I absolutely loved these games. They hit a very special spot in my nerdy heart, in terms of the morality stories and the game mechanics. I’d geek out for hours playing with the paper doll inventory system in (I think) IV and beyond, and particularly enjoyed the odd spinoffs set on Mars and the dinosaur planet.…

“No problem, I’ll just beat all of ‘em up! Ha!” --Harleen Quinzel

For Kirby’s sake we’ve done this Harley confronts the Joker about their abusive relationship so many fucking times at this point. There are so many other stories they can tell that haven’t been done to death.

I don’t know if we’re quite ready to revisit a happy Batman.

A yawning cat. The perfect visualization of the AV Club comment sections nowadays.

Saying that an acting role should always go to someone who identifies with that role in real life is like saying a writer should only write about things they have experienced directly.

This is looking greasy as fuck, boys.

Let’s push further, I say that millionaires actors can’t play minimum wage workers in movie, how dare they ? While we’re all struggling to make ends meet, those damn elites use our lives to make even more money!

In that respect:

Do these count as hot dogs?

About a couple of minutes in on the first video and it was all Fireworks Wins! Scaring the living shit out of people is one of the benefits of possessing fireworks. Blowing off fingers and doing other life altering damage, not so much. I’m sure I’ll get to the bad side, but it’s off to a good start so far.

tHiS iS wHy TrUmP wOn

As great as the sunflower seeds as a weapon strategy was by the gentleman, the woman is clearly the star of this video. Her falling through that ceiling and immediate recovery were absolutely amazing. 

“What’s the proper etiquette in this situation?”

Are we supposed to only stick up for people who may fuck us?

Recently we dined at a restaurant and at the conclusion of the meal, found our egress was blocked by another patron, a member of a party seated well after our table.

Juggalo makeup also helps you avoid long-term relationships, an occupation and respect.

It’s also a good way to get people to pretend they don’t recognize you on the street.