Just post this.

“My family is way underdressed for this restaurant—should we leave?”

“If you want to upgrade that life vest to a really useful tool, take a scuba class...”

I feel you, as a native from South Florida I grew up with swimming, got to swim on reefs that seemed to touch the sky in the Bahamas. I mostly snorkeled but I also learned basic SCUBA. But here is the thing.... I could never get in when I couldn’t see the bottom or when it was night. It was something primal that I…

Well now that you’re back and safe, I can tell you that Kaneohe Bay is home to some massive freeking tiger sharks. The bay is well known amongst locals as where the fatties with teeth like to hang out. My coworker was just fishing in the bay last week and saw a 14 footer. He also saw a 15 to 16 footer in that same…

“Serious questions” for a waitress to answer? What insight is she going to have that isn’t either common sense or irrelevant? This entire column is an ego trip for the writer and contains absolutely 0 useful information. “Should I ask for my taco with all the ingredients separate? This is an issue in my meaningless…

If you want to upgrade that life vest to a really useful tool, take a scuba class. I am not an astronaut, but I imagine the effective weightlessness and full three dimensional mobility of scuba diving is a whole lot like being in space, and its cool as hell. Takes a little practice to get used to trusting your gear,…

 Are you just drained after the weekly orgy and need to recalibrate?

It’s 5 hours of kindergarten a day. I think comparing it to the lost generations is ramping up the conflict a bit there, parrdner.

Yeah ... why does this get ignored? Especially here on The AV Club where if you say something about a woman or black person you are cancelled. But call people a f@g in a public video and no one cares? I call bullshit. I don’t care if he apologized. So did Roseanne, and Kevin Spacey and all the other assholes.

you know what else is nice?  a nice glass of room temperature water.   aaaahhhh sometimes i’ll just sip one while i train my unfocused eyes on an empty patch of wall.

Universal healthcare system. 

I think it’s a fairly old-fashioned name for the ends of a loaf, but maybe it’s a regional thing (New England?). Also, it’s heel.

But they do. I am not defending the decision here at all. I just want to let people here know that everyone that has been granted permission to live in Denmark (which is a major feat in and of itself) is given access to free language classes and civics classes. If you have been granted refugee status, you have free…

Plain bratwurst? Sure. Plain Italian sausage? Sure. Plain hotdog? The fuck is wrong with you?

Yes! Then he can actually release his homophobic rants instead of just posting them on instagram!

The Danish people collectively saved almost every Danish Jew from the nazis. The Danish underground is honored at Yad Vashem.

So, if David Cross is providing Cassius Green’s sales voice, does that mean he speaks in a ‘comical’ Chinese accent?

Easiest way would be for other White people to stop saying “they’re all the same” as an excuse not to vote and to actually start voting for even the least shite option. Even a generic “neoliberal”, pro-market Tony Blair figure is preferable to Far-Right thugs. Yet because they won’t suffer the consequences plenty of…

Take it easy, Syndrome. Your games are special too.