That’ll be the $200 Baby Yoda doll. They’ll trick you into connecting it to your wifi so it can have “force powers”. But it’s really so they can collect data and organize via the cloud. 

The 90's redbull scare was that it had bull semen (taurine) which forced Redbull state they used synthetic taurine. 

Should have been Space Slam instead of another Space Jam. 

“taurine only comes from animal sources” this isn’t true and while I initially made a joke about it, I am curious if they are using the real stuff or the synthetic stuff found in human products like energy drinks.

Wait. They put “taurine” in dog & cat foods?!?! I remember the 90's Redbull “taurine scare”!!! So which are they actually using REAL taurine or SYNTHETIC taurine? This needs to be reported, a disclosure added to the companies websites, and labeled on all packages from here on out. 

Who needs guns when there are double bolt shooting crossbows that are able take down an allosaurus that even a child can handle in this Universe.

Those powder packets of Gatorade/Powerade do the same.

We use to cook spagettios then take the meatballs out and put them on a hot dog bun with some cheese then proceed to dip said mini-sub into the spagettios. It was “invented” one chilly winter because none of us wanted to walk to the store. 

Don’t forget these!

Finding out that it’s John Wayne’s grandson in the Mandalorian armor adds another level of cool factor to this damn show. 

He does the magic hand thing! Damn it I want one!

Well, there is this ...

*only a few cops try to retaliate - oops

Harley Quinn was a cluster fuck but entertaining. It seemed like Black Mask was initially meant to be Leto’s Joker. Hell, the cartoon beginning even has Harley stealing a gem and giving it to the Joker which he takes credit for. I figured alright so she breaks up with Mister J and runs off with it and he puts a hit…

Adam Savage used the Gravity when he built his Iron Man suit on Savage Builds. Watching him train to use it was impressive.

I refuse to believe that the Hitman’s Bodyguard isn’t a Fury/Wilson movie that took place in Jacksonville. 

Since I moved to town I can’t justify owning a dog so I have my cat who adores the skimmed fat from boiled/baked chicken so much he makes the floor boards vibrate from his purrs. That a few bits of scrambled eggs every now and then.

To read this site regularly do you have to read every article or is it okay to skip over ones you have no interest in or possibly time the date they were posted? 

He wasn’t even an athlete, he’s just a washed up wrestler who couldn’t win over a crowd with his catch phrase. 

Oh, it’s true with cows. They’re just bidding their time.