Because #twinja is the new Gawker.

Just, FYI. Don’t be upset.

Dear Caek,

I liquidated my 401k because I got scared about Brexit and I am so dumb that I thought somehow that Great Britain was economically relevant in the 2016 global economy. Now markets are up and I’ll lose even more money getting back in because I’m a dumbass who does what my TV tells me to do! Help!!

Follow me on TWITTER! @caekislove

List is after the jump!!!!!! Clicky clicky!!!

Also, Sleepy Milky will become a Gawker meme or I’ll die trying to make Sleepy Milky a Gawker meme! COUNT ON IT

Gawker should change their name to Trumpblog or something like that. It’s all trump, all the time now.

去年から2年連続世界平和なことにお気づきでしょうか。

Did you notice that for the 2nd year in a row I wished for world peace?

-Watanabe Miyuki

💉🔪 💉🔪💉🔪edgy shit edgY sHit 🔪thats 🔫some edgy💉💉 shit right 🔪th🔪 ere💉💉💉 right there 🚬🚬if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 🔫i say so 🔫 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🔫 🔪🔪🔪НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🔪🔪🔪 🔫 💉💉 🔪🔪 Edgy shit

Seriously, get ahold of yourself and evaluate your life choices. You only have a finite amount of time on this Earth and you’re using some of it to look up the comment history of a stranger on a gossip website.

Wow, kinja sure is neat.

Is this the right butun?