Any stories that Jezebel publishes about money and poverty as it relates to all kinds of women are stories I want to read. There’s so much shame and secrecy about finances in our culture, and stories like this have a way of lancing those boils and making everything clearer and easier for everybody.

Oh my god YES. I hear people talking about how their parents are giving them $20K for a wedding, or $30K for a down payment on a home, or paying for their college tuition entirely. Must be really fucking nice.

Just in case you’re not the tomato:

I made this the other night because fuck this guy

When I read this, I just thought, “Get it, Landry!” I loved him. And Crucifictorious.

The parents are committed to act as a united front to effectuate recovery and reunification.

On a (tangentially) related note: anyone catch how the camera zoomed in on Matt Damon when Tracee Ellis Ross mentioned women of color in her Golden Globes acceptance speech? Those awards show directors, they’re not dumb!

Ugh, Afflecks.

Plus he was fired via email. What a dick move by a moving dick.

I work in the medical field, and inmates have better health coverage than the VAST majority of Americans. It’s really upsetting.

No appetizers. Turn it into hunger games night.

Wrong.

Deadpool should be paired with chimichangas.

*tries to imagine Meryl Streep singing Happy Days Are Here Again*

Ellen Barkin, you mean. I wasn’t going to say anything, but the next story is literally about leaving out the last letter in a famous woman’s first name, so...

I am with the Force; The force is with me.

I am incapable of Photoshop but let’s be real