Everything is terrible and everything hurts.
Assnapkins is my new favorite word.
Who is a dead ringer for Ivanka.
Exactly. Wasn’t she recently threatening to sue an autistic kid YouTuber because he implied her son has autism...she is not a nice person. Fuck her flower arrangements and assnapkins.
I have only personally ever won Ishtars
“Do we really need to see the mannerisms of our new leader through the lens of comedy on TV?”
The Chernobyl Twins
Still not as scary looking as these two
You... You magically kidnap children?
so. freaking. THIRSTY.
I’m commenting for the first time in... five years?? to share my family’s ridiculous Christmas cards I Photoshop every year. To my mom’s credit she thinks this is the best thing ever, although she does also make us also take a (more) normal picture.
My girls are 21 & 22 right now and I gave up on “perfect” family pictures ages ago. This is what I got in 1999 when trying to get one to print and send with Christmas cards - I totally sent this out, too.
It’s so you can humblebrag to all the people who unfollowed you on Facebook.
I still dream of taking some that are me with bags of cash I have b/c I don’t have children. Also some bottles of booze. FAMILY.
In the social media age, if the only time you're trying to connect with me is to get my address so you can send me your picture perfect Christmas card, I'm not your friend, I'm your audience. And I'm going to pass on that one.
I DID PICS OF MY CATS, TOO! AND OF MY ROOMMATE AND I!! Here is one of them:
My daughter and I do anti-Christmas card pictures each year (well, for the past few years). We aren’t a stuffy family and it’s our way of giving the finger to establishment and propriety here in the South.
your cats are adorable, you have won xmas.
This is our first Christmas as a married couple so I ordered some photo cards. It has a picture of us on our honeymoon, but most importantly, these photos of the cats: