Not for Mazda and its former PR rep extraordinaire, Bev:
because he’s literally a time-traveling space alien who can change his physical identity into any type of human, and he’s been a White Man for 50 years
Fuck this. Just live in a van.
Here is my black cat, Mezzanotte. She rules.
The guy with the massive guitar case almost looks Asian, which means that this is the first starring role for an Asian guy since Harold and Kumar. FEEL THE PROGRESS, BABY
Snyder’s is great because of their addictive flavors like Buffalo and Honey Mustard. But my favorite gluten-free pretzel sticks are plain Glutino:
This video brought to you by Binford Tools, Tim “The Tool Man” Taylor and the Tool Time Band.
I had no idea the E46 had the same gauge font as the opening credits to a mid-2000s action movie.
Don’t forget Athol and Belchertown!
As a former resident of Shrewsbury, right across Lake Quinsig, you’re doing the Lord’s work heah
It’s not pretending to be a GTO.
Nothing less than the Heuer Monaco, can you feel the tastefulness:
We don’t all look alike, you know
He WOULD, and that’s why he’s the BEST
Time is an ever-changing river, my friend, it ebbs and flows to our psychic whims
Clarkson wears an IWC Pilot’s Flyback Chronograph “Top Gun Miramar,” if anyone else is curious. Hammond wears the classic Rolex Sub, and May has some blue-dialed things that can’t be deciphered. Clarkson is also slowly dissolving into Johnny Depp.