God, haven't seen someone try to avoid Blackman like that since Donald Sterling was running the Clippers

It had to be in the script as a special effect. If Ahnold had actually punched a real camel, he would have gotten some side eye and a kick to the sternum.

She was originally going to go with Summer Eve, but decided that would be too douchey...

Kid: AHHH MY NECK, MY BACK, AHHHHH!!!.... Wait, he doesn't have insurance?!

It also sucks that you apparently didn't notice that I am paying you a compliment.

*approaches suavely* "Why hello there, cupcake. I couldn't help noticing that you're not paper-white. Mind if I ask why?"

Of course Dave has gotten used to the taste of his foot in his mouth. Tastes the same as the piss that the waiters added to his Chinese food after calling them chingalings.

There is nothing bad about doing that. It is like calling the British Brits, or the Irish paddies.

Speaking of canceling races, have the police killed all the black people yet?

It's like, give me stuffing and mashed potatoes and gravy, but keep your dang turkey.