The world should not change to accommodate fat people.

You might as well ask, why do I want to eat when I am hungry?

This article’s title is not accurate. I’m not pitching a tent yet. Need to see more skin

I have never understood the popularity of U2. Their music is bland. They’re like the plain yogurt of rock music, except yogurt at least has redeeming nutritional qualities.

The trophy hunting thing is entirely ego-based. Here is a true story:

My advice, FORGET THE PAST. Make a conscious decision to not regret your mistakes. Make a plan to pay down your debt, even it involves taking an extra job like tending bar at night. Don’t look behind. Look forward. Every time you start to think about the past immediately turn that into a thought about the present or…

For an episode that teased us with Nudity and Strong Sexual Content warnings, the orgy sure was a let down. What am I supposed to do with all this hand lotion now?

A gin greyhound

When I was on the Queen Elizabeth, there was an elderly widow on the ship who had been cruising for like 500 days straight. Her husband left her a good nest egg and she decided to spend it at sea. Better than a a retirement community or nursing home for sure!

I’ve been on 5 carnival cruises. I enjoyed 2 of them in college (they were essentially booze cruises with wet t shirt contests, etc) that just went to cancun and/or bahamas and/or key west. Once I was more grown up, I went on the Carnival Valor right when it debuted with my family and my dad’s entire office, and I had…

The World Cruise looks like one of the best ways to basically see the entire world. Cunard has top-notch service and food. The ships tend to have an older crowd because those are generally the people who can afford it, but I didn’t mind being around people my parent’s age. We also met a few other young couples (early…

This is great advice. For example, on the island of Corfu (Greece), my wife and I hired a cab for the entire day (it was around $85 euros I think) and he drove us all around and even waited for us while we took a boat ride around the grottoes of Paleokastritsas

No problem. Another couple good ones are Regent and Silversea. The one thing about some of these lines is that the price reflects the quality. But when sales are right, you can get good deals. My wife and I got a $400 airfare credit and $400 on-board credit, plus all gratuities paid for. So, our 12 night Mediterranean…

It really depends on the cruise. What you said is true of Carnival, but cruise lines like Cunard, Windstar, Seaborne, Oceania, etc are all very relaxing, uncrowded and luxurious. I cruised on Cunard in the Mediterranean and we ate like kings and never felt like we rushed or crowded.

Pro tip: Tell them you are on your honeymoon. My wife and I were actually on our honeymoon and we got upgraded from a regular balcony to a club balcony right after we booked the trip over the phone directly from the cruise line. Two days before our wedding, we got another upgrade; this time to a suite. I checked the…

Splash back is often the culprit. I never piss at a urinal if I am wearing sandals, and I hate to wonder what is on the tops of my shoes.

I bought a Miele Dynamic U1 Twist Vacuum. It is pricey at $500, but you can get it 20% off with a coupon at Bed Bath & Beyond. It was the highest rated vacuum by sweethome.com. I bought it after realizing that my bagless vacuum was creating allergy issues for me every time I emptied the container.

Believe, me I’ve tried. There is plenty of moisture but no friction. Would not recommend.

The fact that any of you care about any of these people is a depressing commentary on our culture.

I went to one and only NASCAR event. It was in Homestead, FL, and they let you bring beer as long as it fit in a small cooler. The cooler held a case of beer cans. So, just enough for the first half of the race.