speaking of giant mutated spiders...you wanna come over and watch The Mist <3 <3

thanks, i just wanted to be sure

it seems like arroyo has pretty much done it all and lived a life of true mediocrity that no one really cares about...is this an accurate take away from this article about a 30 something white guy worth 90 million dollars that makes terrible music?

this is the exact reaction i had in college watching two girls one cup!

i havent seen THAT much command over balls since we hired a juggler for my daughters 8th birthday

(camera pulls back from home run ball resting atop the huge screen)

boyd have you considered writing for deadspin?

“i know dats right PEE JAY HA!” - Latrell Sprewell

“yeah thats not the craziest shit i saw in the nba” - P.J. Carlesimo

sepp blatter always sounds like a horrible alcohol related diseases that one can only acquire after decades of binge drinking a particular type of russian vodka

+1 RTR

this radio host is so misogynistic! Mendoza has great knowledge of the game and her dick is WAY bigger than john kruks!

exactly how i feel <3

i want to be cool enough to wear my last name on my own custom apparel someday

if you want, want my divisional series

(Lefebvre pulls into his driveway and chuckles to himself as he recounts the perfectly called home run of the Royals game. He opens the front door to find his wife bent over the couch engaged in a four way gang bang.)

“honestly he’s right tho, we can’t drive” - Caitlyn Jenner

“sure as god made green apples, the chicago cubs are gonna be in a world series” - Haray Caray, the most loveable drunk the world has ever known