excerpted from ESPN.com

‘for fucks sake take a shower before you put those things in my mouth! what are you a mexican fence jumper or something?’ - a furious 10 month old curt shilling before a breast feeding session from his mother

im not dyslexic, but my dad beat me alot so i think it messes with me from time to time :(

a special glimpse into what harry caray’s college football commentating career would have sounded like

sry, i just saw you said the same thing <3

take the “With” out of this story title and you have one HOT take

these guys are sooooo basic

worth repeating ... Papelbon = real life Biff Tannen

i think youre channeling the jets coachs son who shat all over the locker room still...can’t get it outta my head either (gross)

+1 put a hat on <3

i was initially so excited bc i thought this title read “son of jets coach caught taking shit in players locker room”

real americans dont use words like this #TRUMP2016

if i heard anyone at my office use ‘tragicomic’ in a sentence of any kind i would immediately Drive stomp them into the floor...did your editor in chief lay down a bet to interject these terrible words in articles Barry?

one thing i enjoy is carrying my own special hand mixed lotion blend of goats milk, lavender and coriander in a travel bottle from target. first thing i do when i get to my hotel / airbnb rental is take out my lotion from my travel mini-basket and put a couple layers on my child size travel skin suit. usually i don’t…

(cowboys can’t convert on 4th down early in 2nd quarter)

america continues to be shitty under obama...all presidents are shit nowadays and you are truly hard pressed to defend any of the last 6 to be as good as one another...big corporate godheads make real decisions and that won’t be changing no matter who sits in the oval office...this is why millenials dont vote (turns…

Pictured: GOP presidential running candidate decision process

‘i once had a make up artist friend bedazzle tom’s balls to spice things up on a trip we took to Rio recently’ - Giselle Bundchen talking recently on The View

i cant even think about being witty after kevin draper dropped ‘compunction’ on an article today

kevin honestly fuck you for even thinking about trying to bring ‘compunction’ back...what is this high school literature class...jesus fucking christ