Here is a map that is the only map you will ever need ever again in your entire map. Delete all your Google Map links, burn all your Rand McNally maps and take that stupid globe and chuck it in the dumpsters. Because none of those maps include goats and are therefor entirely irrelevant.

Much like Mr. Burt Reynolds in the 1984 classic film Cannonball Run II, I too must be travelling on.

Puppy Bowl fever took over America today as millions of non-NFL fans and all three of the Green Bay Packers' fans sought a way to avoid watching Tom Brady's smug handsome face playing football.

Forget the cat resting with a frog on its head, cats with wearing wine glasses as hats are the most zen thing of all time.

Because, honestly—you're not that different.

Recording artist Katy Perry attends Pepsi Super Bowl XLIX Halftime Show Press Conference on January 29, 2015 in Phoenix, Arizona.

Celebrity sex meme Ryan Gosling vaulted himself into the center of an international diplomatic crisis when he boldly interrupted the state address of Australia's boy king, Russell Crowe.

I can no longer do yoga in my own home.

TMZ is reporting that Suge Knight ran over a man and killed him after a fight on a film set in California.

The woman who served as Sherri Shepherd and Larry Sally's surrogate says their bitter breakup has resulted in her being sought for child support payments.

Prosecutors have charged three teen boys in Kansas City, Missouri with the murder of 14-year-old Alexis Kane.

The results of this reverse Photoshop video featuring Justin Bieber's Calvin Klein campaign will shock and disturb you, demonstrating the lengths to which poor celebrities must go in order to maintain the illusion of perfection.

Hey y'all! Paula Deen needs help naming her new dog. Won't you lend her a hand?

Folks, I think I'm going to have to make a definitive call on this video and say that it is the cutest baby animal video I have ever seen in my life.

Prosecutors are side-eyeing the shit out of Lindsay Lohan's community service hours, which reportedly includes events like meet-and-greets with fans.

Yes, Kevin Bacon laughed at the Footloose jokes in Guardians of the Galaxy. As if you had any doubt!

This high school in Texas is an actual real life High School Music, minus Zac Efron.

Prosecutors in Los Angeles charged a father with sexually abusing his 19-day-old daughter and murdering her.