Starred so hopefully other people see this and excoriate you.

Do MORE. It’s her FIRST mothers day. She’ll remember it forever whether its awesome or it sucks.

I have come to realize how silly it is for a partner to sit back and expect someone to magically know your deepest wishes. I think my husband loves it when I’m like ‘I want to stay in bed on Mother’s Day’ or ‘I want to go a baseball game on Mother’s Day,’ because then he is always happy to oblige, but doesn’t have to…

What’s her favorite treat? Coffee? Chocolate? Massage? Bootleg of the 1970 Grateful Dead concert at the Fillmore East? A hoof pick? An amp? Carpaccio? A trip to Greenbriar West Virginia. A glitter saddle for her racing bike? Bacon-flavored things? Money? A head net for jogging in black-fly season? Land in northern…

Some Americans were tired of people thinking they were stupid.

sims fans might be one of the strangest gaming subcultures i know about.

Wow Claire, this thing really shook you up, didn’t it? I mean, it’s cool if it isn’t worth its salt, but could you have seasoned this review with any more distaste?

Got it. Will buy.

so...

Swear to God, “problematic” is a buzzword that I’ve come to loathe more with each passing day.

For a person born into wealth, he’s so nouveau.

“If you want a vision of the future, imagine a tiny hand fast-forwarding a TiVo - forever.” 

Is ADD a pre-existing condition. I couldn’t get to the end of this and therefore have no way of telling.

Good effort but the disclaimer made it too obvious.

honestly, whatever

Spicer?

No. Clearly the graphic was supposed to read “Unhinged Late Night Ghosts”. Because ghosts only come out at night. Right?

Sean Spicer was cosplaying as Snake in the bushes but was spotted because he forgot his camo and cardboard box.

I would have gone with millions of working class, Evangelical rural whites voting for a billionaire reality TV star who lives atop a golden tower in Manhattan, as a protest against, “big-city media elites.”

Yep. I’ve had way too many “This is it, it’s all over for Trump now!” moments over the past almost 2 years and until all his shit’s out in boxes on the White House lawn I won’t believe anything will happen to him.