burntartichoke
burntartichoke
burntartichoke

Tow straps don’t kill people. People touching tow straps kill people.

This is what happens when you send gun enthusiasts to do a truck enthusiast’s job.

The ESA is making sex bots? You said it was a fucking machine, right?

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[laughs] Thanks for bringing a smile to my face. Found myself reminded of a certain scene from Band of Brothers.

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That’s pure Gilles Villeneuve.
That wheel lock up just transpires Dijon 1979:

But I flap the paddles.

Step One: Cut a hole in a box.

Voiding warranties is what ifixit is there for. If you’re there looking for information, chances are you know what you’re in for....And that thing is: fun.

Voiding warranties is what ifixit is there for. If you’re there looking for information, chances are you know what

Not sure if this was intentional or a spell-check glitch, but if the former, I disagree - we clearly don’t have enough public discussion about Cardassians

Toyota has been labelling their special models trds for over a decade now, and people don’t seem to mind.

As ridiculous and horrible as this whole story is, I’ve really enjoyed looking at all the photos of 1970's airplane interiors it’s produced.

As the owner of a 2000 A8 I can tell you that storing eggs in my engine bay and flour throughout the floors actually helps the car feel more planted. I recommend it for all owners!

I hear some S-Class owners do this as well. It was an optional package on the 7 series I believe.

Yes!

Except we store 20 cases of eggs around the diesel engine and layer the floor throughout the sonar computer room with 40lb cans of flour aboard fast attack subs

Sorta like maintaining a 10 year old S Class / 7 Series / A8

I’m surprised you spelled most of those words correctly.

What’s the difference between an i8 driver and a porcupine?

The returner did Nazi her coming.

Getting tackled by a girl is nothing to be ashamed of. Now getting tackled by a kicker...