Or Sephiroth.

Might as well change our entire legal system to a presumption of guilt until you can prove your innocence, then. That’s basically what you are proposing.

Blecch.

Relay is pretty great.

...Is this bit you’re doing like The Idiot’s Guide, but instead of actually explaining it properly like the real Idiot’s Guide, it’s just your bad interpretation?

There are few things better than a box of fudgey brownies. I am also an outlier in that I LOVE the center pieces more than the edged pieces.

wow, a Men in Black reference in 2018. whodathunk.

My interpretation - Fuck it, I’m tired of this shit. Those bastards are one big pissed off bunch on their own.

... I mean, they’re not wrong.

This was a confusing, horribly winding way of saying that you can now only equip one weapon for each type of ammo, as opposed to one weapon for each type of weapon. Shame.

How, may I ask, did your precious pup survive after being shot?

Idk, have you seen One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest? It makes it look pretty bad.

Here’s his personal fur business, seems he works in taxidermy?

read the article... he’s from a trapping organization. he wants them for their furs. 

...you know what, you’re not far off.

Ryan can’t science good

This is good Kinja.

you deserve to be ungreyed.

If you watch his (rather short) segment about this, the joke is that Detective Conan anime debuted a year after Conan went on the air.

He's this guy.