I grew up using Lava bar soap at the sink. It's meant for very dirty/greasy hands, and has pumice in it. I LOVE IT. Really scrubs em clean. I would flip the fuck out if I went to someone's house and they had Lava soap. I would be so happy.
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Thank you. I was super awkward in high school and college, but after I graduated I realized that men want to sleep with me and I'm actually desirable. It's the same for all women (I mean, seriously, LADIES, men want to sleep with you and YOU ARE DESIRABLE), I just realized it and learned to work it. I'm not usually…
I'd like to say I'm always this smooth, but it was definitely a one-off. I was perfectly drunk (not sloppy, completely aware of what was happening, but totally confident and feeling super hot/sexy, like, I'd totally do me, so why wouldn't he do me?). And the line wasn't planned, it just happened. AND, he was a real…
I picked up a lumberjack by walking up to him, snapping his suspenders and saying, "Why are you even wearing these? They're not doing anything." He said, "They're holding up my pants." and I said, "Well maybe they shouldn't be."
Anna Kendrick. DAAAAAYYYMMMNNNNNNNN.
Unfortunately not. She's friends with my husband at school, but they're not social outside of school.. and she doesn't really go out much except for sports bars. We're Facebook friends but not good enough friends to actually exchange phone numbers and meet up. I might ask my husband to invite her over sometime and…
That would be good but we're not really close enough friends. She's my Facebook friend but I don't have her phone number, and I mostly see her at school stuff I attend with my husband. If I knew she had a really close female friend at school I might try to discuss it with her, or ask to be invited to lunch or…
I'm crowd-sourcing a social protocol question to ya'll tonight: HELP A SISTER OUT, PLEASE!
Yeah. For us traffic is one of the first things that comes up, especially in groups of people and in that initial small-talk. My husband and I were at a bar the other night with a mixed group of friends (some old, some new) and yeah, the first thing people talked about was how they got there ("Oh, you came from the…
It's funny because we always have nice weather, so when we get in groups we inevitably end up talking about traffic and what routes we took to get wherever we are. Spend a day in LA and you will hear a TON of people discussing traffic and/or routes. It's pretty silly but traffic plays such a big part in our lives that…
As a Californian, I can confirm that we talk about traffic and routes excessively. The Californians is often referenced when it gets out of hand and there are 5 people in a circle talking about the 101. My husband and I just laugh.. but.. we always have beautiful weather, so the common thing we talk about is traffic…
Hey Jezzies. I'm looking to discuss the fat acceptance, thin privilege thing happening on the internet right now. I'm honestly curious, and looking for input. As a woman who is constantly struggling with my weight (I have been overweight since I was in middle school), and while I do consider myself fat, I don't…
My mom used to tell me if I chew gum at night I would fall asleep and choke on it. It scared me out of doing it as a kid, and I don't like gum that much anyway. But now I'm terrified that my mom was actually right and not just trying to freak me out. Thanks, Mom!
It is cheap housing... for ocean critters.
Someone get this over to Reddit or 4chan, and justice shall be swift.
Say what you want about this email, but they are totally correct about Spanx.
Okay Jezzies. What is a common thing that your SO is completely incapable of?
So many embarrassing guys.
I met my husband on OkCupid so I'm all about that shit. But it didn't work for my older sister, since most men of her age weren't on OkC. She switched to Match and sure enough that worked. You do have to pay, but as a result it filters out of the younger people and the trashier people and the people who don't have…
I few months ago I had someone tell me, "I don't hate you, I just hate your sin. That's why I continue to pray for you and love you." Last thing they ever told me because I cut them out of my life immediately afterwards.